🍕 ONE MORE 100X · LARRYS DON'T SELL · I'M BASICALLY RETIRED · TRUST THE PROCESS · THIS DIP IS HEALTHY · MUM I'M WORKING · I CAN FEEL IT · EVERY WALLET IS A LARRY · 🍕 ONE MORE 100X · LARRYS DON'T SELL · I'M BASICALLY RETIRED · TRUST THE PROCESS · THIS DIP IS HEALTHY · MUM I'M WORKING · I CAN FEEL IT · EVERY WALLET IS A LARRY ·
// THE LORE
WHO IS LARRY?
Every time someone offers Larry work, he says the same thing:
"Sorry. Bull run starts tomorrow."
It's been tomorrow for four years.
— Larry, to every recruiter, employer, and concerned family member
The Vibes
Permanently bullish
Chronically broke
Delusional (in a good way)
Gives terrible financial advice with complete confidence
Surprisingly happy about all of it
Daily Routine
Wakes up at 2 p.m. Says "GM."
Checks Phantom immediately
Watches candles for 6 hours
Eats instant noodles
Posts "1000x incoming."
Sleeps at 5 a.m.
When It Pumps
"I TOLD YOU!"
When It Dumps
"Perfect buying opportunity."
// LARRY SPEAKS
WORDS TO LIVE BY
"One more 100x."
"I'm basically retired."
"Trust the process."
"I didn't lose money… I gained experience."
"Mum, I'm working!"
"This dip is healthy."
"I can feel it."
"Tomorrow I start applying for jobs."
"Larry was right."
// THE NUMBERS
TOKENOMICS
1BTotal Supply
0%Buy Tax
0%Sell Tax
🔥LP Burned
🔒Mint Revoked
Contract Address
Emv7ksuXi7zfvfEW25f25WDotLWamMnEyvyXxCvPbray
// THE PLAN
LARRY'S ROADMAP
(He's never made a roadmap before. This is progress.)
01
WAKE UP
Launch Phase
Token launch on Solana
Website live
X & Telegram open
"Sorry, bull run starts tomorrow."
02
CHECK THE CHART
Growth Phase
DEXScreener & Jupiter listed
1,000 Larrys in the wallet
Meme campaign kicks off on X
"This is just the beginning." — Larry
03
ONE MORE 100X
Expansion Phase
CEX listings targeted
$LARRY merch drop
10,000 Larrys holding
Larry declines another job offer
04
FINANCIAL FREEDOM
???
Larry has never reached this stage
He believes it's coming
Tomorrow for sure
"Sorry, bull run starts tomorrow."
// JOIN THE LARRYS
WE'RE ALL LARRY
Every holder is a Larry. Every wallet is a Larry. Larrys don't sell. Larrys just wait for the 100x that's definitely coming. Definitely.
